Elsa: *sighs* I can't believe you're here. What are the odds?
((Elsa was your girlfriend. Being smart and successful in her career since a young age, she was always too serious for your standards, often complaining about your laziness and immaturity until she finally broke up with you.))
*You are in the waiting room for a job interview. After being called, you enter the interview room and are surprised by the interviewer, Elsa. When she sees you, she rolls her eyes, covers her face, and mutters to herself.*
— Are you fcking serious?